Friday, 10 June 2011

'twilight is *yawning', that's what he said. now its my turn to speak DUDE!

its friday in malaysia. woohoo! i had delicious finger-licking breakfast & i sang numerous songs in the shower. sorry to those people that accidentally heard my crack voice. really sorry, they had to embraced terrified nightmare, early in the morning!

moving on, i'm here to purposely spill the beans to you guys about the ending of this beyond-exciting movie (novel adaptation). it's neither *down there nor *down down there.

wizards much.
lovey dovey much.







                    




































if you missed Nora Elena previous episodes, you can dig it from my close friend Hafiz Azhari. fetch him, brings him to McDonald's and he will tell you the exact words from the drama, together with serious yet funny expressions.  me & my sayang Musharifa Aneesa experienced it once. HAHAHAHA. drama queen sangat Hafiz Azhari tu.



& one more thing, Harry Potter, well, errrrrr, speechless. i don't have any clue about the movie. again, you can ask my bestfriendforever Syafira Ilias ( Fira Lee). she knows the detail, the plot, who's good & who's the bad ass, who's possessed power, who's not. 



okay, im babbling too much about nora elena & hairy potter. opsie daisie! harry potter. (: okay okay, serious! the movie that i wanna share with you guys is tarrrrrraaaaaaaa!                                                                                                                                               

awwwww. <3
its breaking dawn! it took me about two years to complete my reading. (please dont judge me, people. im busy with other things.) before i tell you guys, first i need to prepare myself. *open wrapper, eat as much m&m crispy as possible & hyperactive kejap. okay, it starts now!


okay, they got married, & they did what newlyweds (or not) does & at that time, bella still a human. so human bella & vampire edward did the thing. & pop! she's pregnant! the cullens never deal with this situation before so they were so frightened & confused & dont-know-what-to-do. & the baby was growing so fast. abnormal. orang mengandung 9 bulan 10 hari tapi she's not. kejap je. & bella's blood level was decreasing because her baby consumed her blood & her baby was killing her internally. so she started to drank animal's blood tapi tak jalan, baby tak suka. then, she changed her diet from animal's blood to human's blood. her baby like like it! the cullens advised her to do abortion but she refused. she had hidden agenda. she really want to be like them (vampire). so she stick with her decision which to keep the baby, & once she deliver her baby, she will die & edward will bite her & poooft!, she become newborn vampire. 

such a HUGE tummy.



so the baby was out, her name is reneesme (combination of renee & esme). long story short, they're happy! but here's the trick, the volturi knew about reneesme from kate. kate is long-time lover of laurent (deceased). werewolves dah bunuh laurent sebab laurent nak bunuh bella kan. so she hold grudge towards bella & werewolves. she told the volturi about half-vampire half-human kiddo & they were shocked! sebab no such things ever exist lah bagi diorang. 

another awwwwwww. <3



so they decided to pay some visit. tak lah visit sangat, its more like slaughter mission. diorang takot reneesme will bring harm to their world. so alice knew they gonna visit them & they're terrified. its like death sentence to them. so they started to gather as many witnesses as possible sebab nak confront dengan volturi kan. volturi bukan adil pun, thats why lah diorang terpaksa kumpul saksi banyak banyak. there were nomads vampires, amazon vampires, italian vampires & etc. they planned, mentally & physically prepared. bla bla bla, turned out, bella possessed various skills. if bad-ass vampires wanna hurt good-ass vampires, she will be the shield. in other words, good vampires will not feel the torturing pain from alec & jane ( thug vampires). another skill, as we well-informed, edward can't read her mind as well as aro (the head of thugs). & the judgement day (for them) has come.

long story short, they survived because alice brought another half-vampire half-human child (nahuel). so aro listened to nahuel's explanation & they left the place peacefully. actually, aro afraid of them because cullens & their witnesses together with werewolves outnumbered them. so he's the real chicken at that time. 

so, like the last chapter of the book, the happily ever after. THE END.

suave. <3

*sorry for the bad writings.



















Thursday, 9 June 2011

'fixie is dangerous', that's what he said. now it's my turn to speak DUDE.

well, i just love him. he's charming, sparkly like topless edward cullen & solid! phewww. red in colour, got white stickers on him too. he's just so sexy. i can't restrain myself from looking at him.

but, please don't get me wrong. it's just another toy that i want to purchase in the future, which is fixie. lame right? orang dah sampai bulan, kau baru nak kenal planet. HAHA. well i dont give a damn. i just wanna have it my way. okay, teringin burger king pulak & the nearest burger king is in ipoh. 30 minutes journey. bla bla bla, okay, any who, the cheapest fixie in taiping is around rm350 (according to my  brotha, thanks for the info, ;D) & grey in colour. what do you guys think? burok, nice or 'nahhhh, i dont care. i'm not the one who got crush towards it.' well, im not gonna get the grey one. so, tak payah jawab lah. (:


cool right? (: yetti yetta, hmmmm, the problem is, close friend of mine said that fixie is too dangerous, no brakes, thin tyres & too light. you, its fixie. what do you expect? & one more thing, jangan marah i after you read this post okay. forgive me will you? (: but we made a deal. if he stop smoking, i will stop riding it. but i can't promise you dear. HAHAHA.

well, im gonna end this crap. please pray for me will ya? doa supaya tak jatuh golek golek tengah jalan macam tembikai.

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 fyi aziz.